English Statuses

1. A faithful friend is hard to find;remember man and keep in mind...
2. Just say no to marriage !!!
3. A smile doesn’t cost anything ...
4. A bad workman always blames his tools!
5. I hate life and life hates me !
6. I welcome death.
7. Breathless kisses , burning touches,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion!
8. Don’t be sad ,don’t be blue...Frankenstein was ugly too.
9. Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you los!
10. I see angles in the sky , I’ve seen snow falling in July.
11. A friend in need i t’s a frienf indeed!
12. Out of my mind;back in five minutes!
13. Theme words are my own:From my heart : I love you,I love you,and I love you !
14. We've walked on this earth many times together;perhaps for a moment;perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be.
15. We've been together before,in other lifetimes,we've fought dragons,and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed...
16. Breathless kisses ,burning touches ,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion...
17. A man and a woman,one complete love since time began predestined to be as one!
18. Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to eventually die smile.
19. Love is like google, you have to go trough a lot of spam before you find what you’re looking for.
20. Same shit….diferent day!!!!It’s all about you ...
21. I can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep.Please don’t wake me up from this dream for it’s all of you that I can keep..
22. As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought ‘Were the heck did my ceiling go?!?
23. This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re:)
24. IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing:P
25. Is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.